Cucumbers are the far superior fruit.

Albert Einstein once said, "Cucumbers are delicious, and no one can tell me otherwise, since it is my opinion." This statement can be neither proven or disproven for being said at all. Any who, Einstein thought that cucumbers were delicious, which is a fair statement that I completely agree with. He, sadly, never got the chance to say what his thoughts were on pickles.

You know what's crazy? Cucumbers have been around longer than pickles because they are all natural, baby. Pickles had to be "invented." It sounds ridiculous just typing it. People's eyes need to be opened up to the world of cucumbers rather than pickles. Pickles are normalized on burgers and other types of sandwiches, so children are raised to like pickles instead of cucumbers. It's really unfair, in my opinion.